Thursday, July 19, 2018

Those Damn Teens (NEW CONCEPT)


Before you read, I want everyone to recognize that the following piece is not meant to offend anyone in any way. This piece is purely a product of my imagination, and is not intended to be an attack on anyone’s beliefs.

JESUS: THE REBEL (Part One)
            
            I hate goats. Even though I’m a 12 year old, I don’t see the appeal of tending to a flock. You wouldn’t believe how much I hate goats. Like, I get it, they give you milk, and I gotta admit, I’m a sucker for some lamb chops, but Me oh my, do they have to eat everything their mouth comes in contact with?? Take this morning right? I wake up, and mom tells me to go tend to the goats, pretty normal morning right? I go out there, when I see one of them chewing on my NEW TUNIC. My mom just made me the new threads a few days ago, now it has a big hole in the rib. I’m gonna look like a literal poor boy now, stupid thing! I can’t wait for Passover so we can sacrifice the goat. I think we named him Isaac or something I can’t remember. I know it’s like every boy’s dream to be a sheepherder, but I don’t know, I’m thinking something where I use my hands more. Yeah, like a fisherman or something…

Friday, July 6, 2018

UPDATE #25


Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Me Talking! I want to take time to apologize for my absence over the past few weeks. I have been travelling a lot over the past month, trying to experience as much as I can with the people (post on that to come later). It’s now time for me to start preparing for the upcoming semester, as I only have about a month left before its back to college to begin some pre-semester work. Oh yeah, I came back home to some very exciting news for this blog. Me Talking has received its first partnership deal! I cannot tell you how excited I am for this opportunity, and the best part is, it’s with an app I trust and use already! The app is called Aaptiv Fitness, and it’s unlike any other fitness app I’ve used before. As hard-working students, I am sure we all know that making time for yourself can be a challenge, but that seems to be something people tell us is important time and time again. Finding simple, quick, and enjoyable ways to get active while strengthening your body can be a difficult thing to find in a world that wants us to specialize so quickly….until today.

That’s where Aaptiv comes in.

Not only do they offer tons of traditional workouts (each pairing the perfect playlist with the guidance of a trainer which is awesome), they each offer unique trainers for particular workouts to match your intensity. The best thing about the app in my opinion is that it is an audio app, meaning you don’t have to spend precious time looking at a screen for your next instruction, you simply put in some earbuds and go!
            I personally love using this app. I feel as if I have a personal trainer right beside me telling me what to do, and pushing me further and further. I highly recommend this app, and by using the link provided below to sign up, you’re helping the blog out while helping yourself. It’s a win-win scenario.

But wait…. there is this one last thing.

            Did I mention if you sign up using the Me Talking link, you get your first 30 days FREE?? I don’t know about you guys, but this is one hell of a deal. I’m very excited for this opportunity, and it couldn’t be done without you all. I love you all, and here’s to the next one!

LINK TO SIGN UP: Hello everyone and welcome to another edition of Me Talking! I want to take time to apologize for my absence over the past few weeks. I have been travelling a lot over the past month, trying to experience as much as I can with the people (post on that to come later). It’s now time for me to start preparing for the upcoming semester, as I only have about a month left before its back to college to begin some pre-semester work. Oh yeah, I came back home to some very exciting news for this blog. Me Talking has received its first partnership deal! I cannot tell you how excited I am for this opportunity, and the best part is, it’s with an app I trust and use already! The app is called Aaptiv Fitness, and it’s unlike any other fitness app I’ve used before. As hard-working students, I am sure we all know that making time for yourself can be a challenge, but that seems to be something people tell us is important time and time again. Finding simple, quick, and enjoyable ways to get active while strengthening your body can be a difficult thing to find in a world that wants us to specialize so quickly….until today. That’s where Aaptiv comes in. Not only do they offer tons of traditional workouts (each pairing the perfect playlist with the guidance of a trainer which is awesome), they each offer unique trainers for particular workouts to match your intensity. The best thing about the app in my opinion is that it is an audio app, meaning you don’t have to spend precious time looking at a screen for your next instruction, you simply put in some earbuds and go! I personally love using this app. I feel as if I have a personal trainer right beside me telling me what to do, and pushing me further and further. I highly recommend this app, and by using the link provided below to sign up, you’re helping the blog out while helping yourself. It’s a win-win scenario. But wait…. there is this one last thing. Did I mention if you sign up using the Me Talking link, you get your first 30 days FREE?? I don’t know about you guys, but this is one hell of a deal. I’m very excited for this opportunity, and it couldn’t be done without you all. I love you all, and here’s to the next one!

 LINK TO SIGN UP: